sa mga mata ng bata

may mga pagkakataon na gusto kong bumalik sa pagkabata…siguro minsan gusto ko lang takasan ang magulong takbo ng  buhay ko at ang masalimuot na mundong aking ginagalawan …o dahil sa wari ko’y  ang mga bata taglay nila ang pagiging simple, walang pretensions, walang pakialam…..basta sila gumagalaw lang sa saliw ng tugtog ng buhay at nakikiayon sa takbo ng panahon…ito ang panahon ng kamusmusan..malayang…mag-isip…mangarap….mamuhay…

sa araw na ito nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang isang halimbawa ng kamalayan ng isang musmos. Paano ba nakikita ng isang bata ang kanyang mundo….oo sa mga mata ng mata….

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In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did.

Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one badapple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden…..Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except forMethuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob
his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don’t lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor’s stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother. One of Moses’ best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn’t sound very wise to me. After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don’t have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, ‘Close the door! Were you born in a barn?’ It would be nice to say, ‘As a matter of fact, I was.’)

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him. Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

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22 Responses to sa mga mata ng bata

  1. eli says:

    wow..kuya blu..i like this post. hehe.

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  3. bojoy2001 says:

    oo tama yan manong…alam natin at naiintindihan natin pero sa totoo kung anu ang mali yun ang ginagawa natin…hmmppp?…pasaway na mga bata..sabi ko ulit sa blog ko…ang batang pasaway…kahit saan pasaway pa din..hehehe

  4. blurosebluguy says:

    wow….ginalugad mo talaga ah…..
    bojoy…yun ang naabot ng kamalayan ng bata…at least honest sya di ba….tayong mga adults alam natin basahin ang bible pero mas madalas lumiliko pa rin tayo sa mga tamang turo nito.

  5. bojoy2001 says:

    baw grabe nga bata ba? lain iya version..daw gnhampangan lang nya ang bible..but well as what i already said in my blog…
    The author has the right to use her/his expressions, phrases & terms to justify and rationalize his own thoughts and beliefs and giving her/his own connotations to the statement she/he portrays.

  6. blurosebluguy says:

    oo nga eh….Azul….

    kung babasahin mo ulit….ang post na ito ng marahan…matutuklasan mo ang mga bata….sigurado sa kanilang sasabihin….kaya mahirap makipag.argue sa kanila….sa kanila ang puti eh puti at ang black ay black…no grey shades ika nga…
    tulad na lang nito…kaya daw di nahiya si adam at eve sa kanilang kahubhan kasi nga naman di ba naimbento ang mirror..hahhhahha

  7. azul says:

    infernes ang kulit ng bata..haha

  8. blurosebluguy says:

    kathy nasa SKYPE ako…rheticus1

  9. Mon says:

    Nabasa ko na to eh, may nag-email sa kin.. peru it’s still worth reading…

    Natatawa pa rin ako sa “Give me a light!’ and someone did.”

  10. dhyoy says:

    uhmmm… kea nga…

    parang naconfused ako sa knya…

    (haha)

  11. sandijmartin says:

    haha.. akala ko nagkamali sa pag type.. ganun pala talaga ang pagkakasulat🙂
    Judas asparagus, pontious pilot, humor thy..

    feeling ko ngayon parang bata.. Nagiging buhok sanggol na kasi ako🙂

    • blurosebluguy says:

      haahahah sandi….minsan talaga kailangan nating maging bata muli…kasi sila inosente…..tulad mo (talaga lang ha!)…sarap balikan ang kamusmusan!

  12. kathy says:

    woi kuya ano ba ym mo?^^

  13. blurosebluguy says:

    hahahaha…ayan..sa kakalamay sa mga blog na iyan…(at nagsalita ang di noh)….
    anyways…..patingin ka na agd ha! para marami ka pang mabasa ….hehhehehheheè

    hello kathy…wala ka bang bagong mga putahe,,,,,gutom na ako eh.

  14. kathy says:

    hay ang haba…

    later ko na basahin kuya sakit mata ko eh…

    feeling ko nga need ko na ng reading glass..hehehe^^

  15. blurosebluguy says:

    mali kung huhusghan ng matanda…pero tama sa mata at pag-unawa nila…..hahahahahaha

  16. blurosebluguy says:

    hahahaha ay naku dhoy …bata talaga…tingnan mo naman kung paano nya naintepret at mali-mali ang kanyang sinulat hahahaha…hmmm basahin mo kaya ulit ang bibliya….

  17. dhyoy says:

    confused ako… bata ba talga ang sumulat nyan…. parang ang dami nyang sinabe na di ko alam… hihi… 4 ang subject kong religion nung college parang di ko natatandaan mga yan…(nag “May i go out siguro ako nun” or absent)(unsure)

    parang ako ang walang kamalay-malay…(hmmm)

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